Monday, January 4, 2010

Free Maxine Clip Art Maxine For President?

Maxine for President? - free maxine clip art

"They know that we have about 40 years, millions of old running around with tattoos and pierced belly button?" (Now that I'm afraid!)

Maxine pilot "safety"? "I can not use a cell phone in the car. My hands are kept free for gestures .'.......

Maxine on "Housework"? "I do my housework naked. It gives me incentive to clean the mirrors as quickly as possible."

Maxine on "Lawn Care"? "The key to a good future, is a good mower. I invite recommending that muscular and shirtless.

Maxine in "The Perfect Man"? All I seek is a man who does what he wants, if during the time that you want, and then disappear. Or wait nearby, like a Dust Buster, charged and ready when needed. "

Maxine on "Technology Revolution"? "My idea is to restart twice Kicking someone in the butt."

Maxine on "Aging"? "Take every birthday with a grain ofSalt. This works much better if the salt is a Margarita support.

2 comments:

lucee said...

God help us! I sat on the floor laughing! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! For not only my day, but my week. I believe it!

I had to go back and this extension: I would give you a dozen stars if I could!

Caleb's Mom said...

I vote for them ... It has many good ideas!

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